Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom: ENGAGED? It's easy to forget, but Katy Perry was married once before, to the forgotten Tim Burton-Keith Richards love-child known as Russell Brand.It didn't work out, because it was a marriage to Russell Brand, but apparently the experience didn't sour Katy on the institution of marriage.


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. • What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck. • How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?